- Onesie
| Size | Measurement | Standard | Metric |
|---|---|---|---|
| Small | Chest | 37" | 94cm |
| Waist | 31 1/2" | 80cm | |
| Hips | 37" | 94cm | |
| Medium | Chest | 38 1/2" | 98cm |
| Waist | 33" | 84cm | |
| Hips | 37 3/4" | 96cm | |
| Large | Chest | 42 1/2" | 108cm |
| Waist | 37 3/4" | 96cm | |
| Hips | 42 1/4" | 107cm | |
| X-Large | Chest | 44" | 112cm |
| Waist | 39 1/4" | 100cm | |
| Hips | 43 1/4" | 110cm | |
| 2X-Large | Chest | 45 1/4" | 115cm |
| Waist | 41" | 104cm | |
| Hips | 45" | 114cm |
- 83% polyester 17% cotton
- Brushed fleece inside onesie, printed graphics, zipper down center front
- Side pockets, rib knit sleeve and ankle cuffs, facial features on the hood
- Unisex fit
- Officially licensed
Living Your Best Rock Underneath the Sea
Patrick Star has never once worried about productivity, deadlines, or whether his life choices make sense to other people. He eats, he sleeps, he shows up for his best friend, and he does it all with complete and total confidence. That is a lifestyle philosophy, and this onesie is your formal commitment to it. Bikini Bottom’s most lovable starfish is calling, and the answer is yes.
Product Details
This officially licensed Patrick Star onesie is made from an 83% polyester, 17% cotton blend with brushed fleece on the inside, which means it’s genuinely soft in a way that makes wearing it all day feel completely reasonable. It zips up the center front, has rib knit cuffs at the sleeves and ankles, and comes with side pockets — because even Patrick would want somewhere to put his snacks. The unisex fit makes this one size works across the board.
The printed graphics capture Patrick’s signature green and purple trunks right across the midsection, and the hood features his goofy, googly-eyed facial details so the whole look reads immediately. This is an officially licensed design, so the character accuracy is on point. Throw the hood up and you’re no longer a person with responsibilities — you’re a starfish with a very full social calendar of doing nothing.
Nailed It (Whatever “It” Was)
Patrick Star never knew what was going on and always had a great time anyway. This onesie captures that spirit completely. Wear it to a Halloween party, a watch night, a lazy Sunday — truly, Patrick would not judge the occasion.
